“My uncle used to say that we like people for their qualities but we love them for their defects.”
Rupert Evans - John Myers

“- Kane: I just don't like techno.
- J.P.: You would if you had robot ears.”
Kelvin Yu - Kane
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“- Old Woman on Plane and Bus: I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.
- Beavis: Really? I poop too much.
- Old Woman on Plane and Bus: Maybe you're lactose intolerant.
- Beavis: I mean... No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.”
Cloris Leachman - Old Woman on Plane and Bus
Mike Judge - Beavis

“I got eyes; I see. I got ears; I hear. I even got a brain. Whatever you think, I've already thought it... 10 times over!”

Anthony Quinn - Don Masseria

I pulled off early today. Took your advice, went to a doctor about this ear. He says "you have an ear infection, ten dollars please". So I says "I told you I had an ear infection, you give me ten dollars!" Well, that started an argument.
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows