“It is not for Geisha to want. It is not for a Geisha to feel. Geisha is an artist of the floating world. She dances, she sings, she entertains you. Whatever you want; the rest is shadows, the rest is secret.”
Shizuko Hoshi - Sayuri Narration

“You see, I've always wanted to be a painter, and like many artists before me,
the female form has always been a great source of fascination.”
Sean Biggerstaff - Ben Willis

“- Freddie Miles: Don't you want to fuck every woman you see just once?
- Dickie Greenleaf: Just once?”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Freddie Miles
Jude Law - Dickie Greenleaf

“- Nick Starkey: Ed, I think it'd be best if you don't come in the apartment.
- Ed: You got it. I'm an artist. I'll watch the woman.”

Kevin Kline - Nick Starkey
Alan Rickman - Ed

“- Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
- Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.”
Julie Benz - Receptionist
Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall