“My knowledge of art is limited to Kirk Douglas as Vincent VanGogh.”
Woody Allen - Joe

“Very exciting - being transferred from the business world into the world of art.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker

“It's a form of self-expression. Some people write books. Some people write music. I make speeches on street corners.”
Cary Grant - Leopold Dilg

“At summer's end, I plan on moving to New York where I'll pursue a career as a serious actress. It's my goal to entertain the world through artistic expression. Through art, I shall serve my country.”
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Helen Shivers

“When are you gonna realize that all of this art crap is a fraud? Otherwise, how could the same picture be worth $10 million or zip based on, what, a signature? Rembrandt is priceless. Donovan is worthless. That's not art. That's autographs.”
Jason Patric - Harry Donovan