“- Sue's Dad: You'll not get a bleedin' job sittin' on your arse in here.
- Sue's Mum: Look who's talking; you haven't done a day's work in years!”
Willie Ross - Sue's Father
Patti Nicholls - Sue's Mother

“- Janet Beindorf: It's been 14 years and you haven't even finished the bathroom.
- Ned Beindorf: I've been working for 14 years!
- Janet Beindorf: And what's my job? Is it a hobby?”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Janet Beindorf
Kevin Pollak - Ned Beindorf

“- Ordell Robbie: You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition.
- Melanie Ralston: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV...”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston

“- Det. Sgt. Lestrade: I despise your arrogance.
- Sherlock Holmes: And I despise your laziness.”
Roger Ashton-Griffiths - Det. Sgt. Lestrade
Nicholas Rowe - Sherlock Holmes

“- Mrs. Connelly: You guys don't work, you don't go to school, you don't do anything. All you do is lay around and drive your cars and eat us out of house and home. You know how that makes me feel?
- Donny Semenec: Mad.”
Elizabeth Dimon - Mrs. Connelly
Michael Pitt - Donny Semenec