“What kind of moron would put military technology in toys?”

Kevin Dunn - Stuart Abernathy

“That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe.”
Tom Waits - Doc Heller

“Why didn't you bring any weapons, something more advanced? Don't you have, uh... ray guns? Show me a piece of future technology.”

Earl Boen - Dr. Peter Silberman

“- James Bond: [Q hands Bond a watch] What does it do?
- Q: It tells the time. Might help with your punctuality issues.
- James Bond: M's idea?
- Q: Precisely. Oh, one word of warning, the alarm is rather loud... if you know what I mean.”
Daniel Craig - James Bond
Ben Whishaw - Q

“You think that's a toy tank on my key ring?”

Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym