They talk about the desecration of the American flag and yet, online, you can buy flag underwear. I just saw my grandmother wearing a flag thong, and I was like, "Granny, I don't wanna know where old glory is!".
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Max: I'm saving the country, Wade - doing something for the benefit of the United States of America.
- Wade: I was born in Quebec.
- Max: Okay... then we're saving North America.”
Jason Patric - Max
Holt McCallany - Wade

“I can't take this constant nagging. I'm leaving you, Jerry. I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the monkey with me.”
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“- Young Quincy: I don't wanna be your boyfriend no more you ugly dog!
- Young Monica: Well I don't wanna be your girlfriend no more big head!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Kyla Pratt - Young Monica

“- Bernadine Harris: I give you eleven fucking years of my life and you're telling me you're leaving me for a white woman?
- John Harris, Sr.: Would it help if she was black?
- Bernadine Harris: No. It would help if you were black.”
Angela Bassett - Bernadine Harris
Michael Beach - John Harris, Sr.