“I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!”
Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane

“A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.”
Pat Morita - The Emperor

“Victory is the same as defeat. It's giving in to destructive competitive urges.”
Christopher Eccleston - David Stephens

“Ya'll cant fuck wit tha police! Ya'll cant fuck wit tha police.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Doorman: Congratulations on winning the Tony Award.
- CC: Wasn't that something? Did you like my speech? I didn't mean a word of it! Did you see those other broads nashing their teeth? Ha ha, was great, wasn't it?”
Frank Campanella - Doorman
Bette Midler - CC Bloom