“- Dexter Reed: When those people find out that you've been putting illegal stuff in their food, you're going to jail!
- Kurt Bozwell: That's why nobody outside of this room is going to find out.
- Dexter Reed: What do you expect us to do, keep our mouths shut?
- Kurt Bozwell: No, I'll shut them for you.”
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell

“- Mallow: He threatened to tell Immigration that I was working here illegally.
- Philly: Big deal.
- Mallow: It was a big deal for me. I could have been deported!”

Sylvia Kristel - Mallow
Eric Brown - Philly

“As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Signor Ferrari

“This is developing into a very bad habit! I don't know if I can explain it to you. It's not only against the law, it's wrong!”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“- Ed: What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?
- Dexter Reed: I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big.
- Ed: We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
- Dexter Reed: No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed