“I've been in consultation with our Director and we've decided that what has been needed in this bank for a long time is a special officer. Or, to refer to the article of the underworld, a bank dick. In lieu of your heroism, your valiant, dauntless courage, I have the honor to offer you this position.”

Pierre Watkin - Mr. Skinner

“You know, you really shouldn't let people fill out applications if you don't want them to actually try to get a job here.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.: You're better with your feet than you are with your broom.
- Ray Bolger: I wish you'd give me a chance. I've got talent, and I'd like to get away from shifting scenery and moving props.”
William Powell - Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.
Ray Bolger - Ray Bolger

“Dad, he reckons power lines are a reminder of man's ability to generate electricity.”
Stephen Curry - Dale Kerrigan

“I wouldn't be afraid of death if I was you. I'd be more afraid of driving in rushhour traffic.”
Jessica Tandy - Ninny Threadgoode