“Don't even think about bullying me, old man. I'm not a member of your gentleman's club. I don't have to play by the rules.”

Gerard McSorley - Sir Kenneth Curtiss

“Don't give up the fight for truly independent cinema!”

Lyle Derek - Asshole P.A.

“There are three rules in the film business - Distribution, distribution, distribution.”
Stanley Kaufman - Older man at Pool Party

“I love independentfilms, it's the only place as an actor you're totally allowed to breathe.”
John Leguizamo

“- Annie Banks: He's an independentcommunications consultant.
- George Banks: Independent?
- Annie Banks: Yes.
- George Banks: That's code for unemployed!”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks
Steve Martin - George Banks