“- Jack Colt: I just gotta ask... what does human flesh taste like?
- Harold Leacher: Chicken.”
Emilio Estevez - Jack Colt
F. Murray Abraham - Harold Leacher

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Kane: I just don't like techno.
- J.P.: You would if you had robot ears.”
Kelvin Yu - Kane
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“If there's anything dad loved more than serenity, it was a big two stroke engine on full throttle!”
Stephen Curry - Dale Kerrigan

“Not that bad? Except the color's wrong, the collar's wrong, the material's a nightmare from hell. It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me. But all of that can be fixed.”
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler