“Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan.”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“We love you very much. If you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we would still love you.”
Lily Tomlin - Mary Schlichting

“In New York I learned that I needed to love my mother and father in all their flawed, outrageous humanity, and in families there are no crimes beyond forgiveness. But it is the mystery of life that sustains me now.”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“- Hallie: I guess you have to switch us back now, huh?
- Elizabeth: Legally, you belong to your father and Annie belongs to me.
- Hallie: 'His' and 'Hers, kids. No offense, Mom, but this arrangement really sucks.
- Elizabeth: I agree, it totally sucks. I don't want to lose you now that we've been together.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James

“- Rufio: Do you know what I wish?
- Peter Pan: What?
- Rufio: I wish I had a dad... like you.”

Dante Basco - Rufio
Robin Williams - Peter Banning