“You know, moms and dads, they try real hard, but sometimes they mess things up. You know Daddy loves you, right?”
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Jeffrey Desange

“Why does this guy love me? Why does any parent love any kid? Maybe it's one of those answers we'll never know, like how high is up? Why is the sky blue? And whatever happened to Mrs. Healy?”
Michael Oliver - Junior

“We love you very much. If you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we would still love you.”
Lily Tomlin - Mary Schlichting

“In New York I learned that I needed to love my mother and father in all their flawed, outrageous humanity, and in families there are no crimes beyond forgiveness. But it is the mystery of life that sustains me now.”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“- Libby Reynolds: I love you a million Swedish Fish.
- Daphne Reynolds: I love you a million red M&M's.”
Kelly Preston - Libby Reynolds
Amanda Bynes - Daphne Reynolds