“You have to do something excellent in her presence, thus demonstrating your sexual worthiness.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“You got to know a woman's size on sight. Before she tells. Don't wait for her to tell you. You should know.”
A.J. Johnson - Juanita

“- Hugo: Give her some slack, then reel her in. Then give her some slack...
- Laverne: Knock it off, Hugo. She's a girl, not a mackerel.”
Jason Alexander - Hugo
Mary Wickes - Laverne

“- Knute Rockne: Coach, let us use the forward pass, I know it'll work.
- Notre Dame Coach Harper: I'm not so sure. We've never seen it in a game.
- Knute Rockne: Neither has the Army, what can we lose?”
Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne
John Gallaudet - Notre Dame Coach Harper

“- Inspector O'Matthews: I think I'll catch your act tonight, Charlie. In fact, I'll go with you.
- Charlie Chan: No, please. Mice only play when cat supposed to be in bed.”
Joe King - Inspector O'Matthews
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan