“I'm developing this theory that the suicide rate of Venice is real low. 'Cause if you jump off a building, all your ass is gonna do is splash in a canal and shit.”

Michael Peña - Guillermo

“It's a crazy world. Anything can happen. If you shouldn't get away, I mean, if something should keep us apart, wherever they put you and wherever I'll be, I want you to know that… kiss me.”

Ingrid Bergman - Ilsa Lund

“- Nicole: You know I really want to kiss you right now.
- Carlos: I really want to kiss you too. When the time is right.
- Nicole: So you just let me know when that time is right.”

Kirsten Dunst - Nicole Oakley
Jay Hernandez - Carlos Nuñez

“- Rick: Have I kissed you today?
- Evelyn: I hate it when you do that.
- Rick: Why?
- Evelyn: Makes me feel like agreeing to anything.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Will you take nothing from Sleepy Hollow that was worth the coming here?
- Ichabod Crane: No. No, not nothing. A kiss from a lovely young woman, before she saw my face or knew my name.
- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Yes, without sense or reason.”
Christina Ricci - Katrina Van Tassel
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane