“- Megan: Smells like Grandma's house.
- Michael: Worse, it smells like Grandma.”

Aree Davis - Megan
Marc John Jefferies - Michael

“- Julia: It smells damp.
- Larry: It's been empty for a while, hasn't it? But we'll soon warm it up and get it feeling like a home.”

Clare Higgins - Julia
Andrew Robinson - Larry

“- Dr. Richard Walker: Dede's been dead for over 12 hours.
- Michelle: How do you know? What are you, a doctor?
- Dr. Richard Walker: No corpse stinks that much after only 12 hours. Take my word for it. Yes, I am a doctor.”
Harrison Ford - Dr. Richard Walker
Emmanuelle Seigner - Michelle

“Dead men tell no tales, but they fart.”
Janice E. O'Malley - Nurse Krud

“- Nick Charles: I want to know something about apartment 25C. What I want to know is, how long did Rainbow Benny live in that apartment?
- Greek Janitor: No long. He's move in last night at seven and he's a dead at ten.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Harry Burns - Greek Janitor