“- MP Directing Traffic: Look, here's what you do. You go right here. Take another right at the P.X. Go half a click until you see the D.P.T.M. Center. Then take a left.
- Bill Rago: P.M., P.X.
- MP Directing Traffic: If you hit the R.F.P.C., you've gone too far.
- Bill Rago: D.P.T.M., R.F.P.C. Can I buy a vowel?”
Gary DeWitt Marshall - MP Directing Traffic
Danny DeVito - Bill Rago

“Yes, I'll go. Because a man in love with a woman doesn't have his right mind.”

William M. Holden - Peter Muncie

“In darkness, sometimes difficult to distinguish hawk from vulture.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Alfred Kralik: Are you disappointed?
- Klara Novak: Psychologically, I'm very confused... but personally, I don't feel bad at all.”

James Stewart - Alfred Kralik
Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak

“Just like all dames, she don't know whether she's coming or going.”
Eddie Acuff - Bus Driver