“- Mullins: What are those?
- Ashburn: Stop it, they're my Spanx. They hold everything together.
- Mullins: Why, what's gonna come popping out?
- Ashburn: Nothing, it just keeps everything where it's supposed to be.
- Mullins: Shit, like medically?”
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins
Sandra Bullock - Ashburn

“- Nicole: We forgot to wear our blue.
- Maddy: Shit. I forgot to wear anything.”
Kirsten Dunst - Nicole Oakley
Taryn Manning - Maddy

“Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find his... nucleus.”
Jack Black - Nacho

“- Maria: But I don't have another one. When we entered the abbey our worldly clothes were given to the poor.
- Captain von Trapp: What about this one?
- Maria: The poor didn't want this one.”
Julie Andrews - Maria
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp

“- Gary Glass: What are you wearing?
- Roberta Glass: A jacket. It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix.
- Gary Glass: You bought a used jacket? What are we, poor?”
Mark Blum - Gary Glass
Rosanna Arquette - Roberta Glass