“Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books, I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs.”
Rhea Perlman - Mrs. Wormwood

This place has a sign hanging over the urinal that says “Don't eat the big white mint”.
Sam Elliott - Wade Garrett

Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated: "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever”.
Kevin Kline - William Hundert

“Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about.”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Amy Archer

“In my opinion, Dr. Metcalf isn't aware of the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.”
Mary Carver - Margaret Hollins