“- Count Adhemar: And you are?
- William Thatcher: Well, I am, um.
- Count Adhemar: You've forgotten, or your name is Sir Um?
- William Thatcher: Ulrich von Lichtenstein from Gelderland.
- Count Adhemar: Well, I'd forget as well, what a mouthful.”
Rufus Sewell - Count Adhemar
Shannyn Sossamon - William Thatcher

“I forgot the other boy. Oh, what's his name? Oh, well, God bless What's-his-name.”

Julie Andrews - Maria

“- Lloyd Christmas: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
- Harry Dunne: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
- Lloyd Christmas: Oh, yeah! It's right here: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.”

Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“- Spider: Who the fuck are you anyway?
- Johnny Mnemonic: Johnny.
- Spider: Johnny who?
- Johnny Mnemonic: Just... Johnny?”
Henry Rollins - Spider
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Mnemonic

“- Antonio Motel: I don't remember your name. You know, nobody ever comes here. It's hard to remember them all.
- Jane Wine: Jane.
- Antonio Motel: Ah, Jane! Like my cousin Maria.”
Ezio Greggio - Antonio Motel
Charlene Tilton - Jane Wine