“- Camille Brewster: You sure you never heard of me? Camille Brewster?
- Ferdinand Jones: No.
- Camille Brewster: You must have a cheap radio.”
Joan Davis - Camille Brewster
Lou Costello - Ferdinand Jones

“- Zeus: Hold on, kiddo. What's your hurry? After all these years, is that the kind of hello you give your father?
- Young Hercules: Father?
- Zeus: Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? Surprise!”
Rip Torn - Zeus
Roger Bart - Young Hercules

“- Michael Chapman: I'm something of a celebrity.
- Driver: What kind of celebrity are you, Asshole of the Month?
- Michael Chapman: No, that's all political.”
Michael J. Fox - Michael Chapman
Mario Todisco - Driver

“- Seymour Krelborn: You'd still like me even if I wasn't famous?
- Audrey: I'd still love you. All I ever wanted was you... and a sweet little house.”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“- Lady Mouse: Is this the home of the famous Basil of Baker Street?
- Dr. David Q. Dawson: Indeed it is, miss. You look as if you're in some kind of trouble.
- Lady Mouse: Oh, I am. I am.
- Dr. David Q. Dawson: Then you have come to precisely the right place.”
Shani Wallis - Lady Mouse
Val Bettin - Dr. David Q. Dawson