“- Fool: Listen Alice, they're not your real parents.
- Alice: What?
- Fool: They're not. They're not even husband and wife. They stole you, like they did Roach and all the others. They're a bunch of rotten baby snatchers.
- Alice: You're just saying that...
- Fool: My grandfather Booker told me. He wouldn't lie to me.”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Fool
A.J. Langer - Alice

“- Mrs. Hill: You don't look nothing like your picture.
- Kansas Hill: Grandma and Grandpa sent you a picture of a neighbor girl. They didn't want you to break out and come kidnap me.
- Mrs. Hill: Thank God, I was starting to think I killed the wrong man.”
Sean Young - Mrs. Hill
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill

“- Roy O'Bannon: So who are you?
- Chon Wang: I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China.
- Roy O'Bannon: China... what's with the book?
- Chon Wang: The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City.
- Roy O'Bannon: I like that, Forbidden City, a princess, kidnapped! It's so mysterious.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“- Leppenraub: If the price of rapture is a mountain of suffering, shouldn't the fee be paid?
- Romulus: So long as nobody gets hurt.”
Colm Feore - Leppenraub
Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus

“- Blondie O'Hara: Can I have my husband back now?
- Seldom Seen: How do you want him, in a box or a sack?”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Blondie O'Hara
Harry Belafonte - Seldom Seen