“- Blanky: Help me! I'm stuck!
- Toaster: I hear him.
- Lampy: I don't see him anywhere.
- The Radio: Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a white, fluffly little angel with a knob-nose.”
Timothy E. Day - Blanky
Deanna Oliver - Toaster
Timothy Stack - Lampy
Jon Lovitz - Radio

“All astronomers are amateurs. When it comes to the heavens, there's only one professional.”
Claude Rains - Sir John Talbot

“The shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.
No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe.”
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch

“God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“- Daniel: Annuka told me they believe that in the forest at night the dead can see. The souls of men hunt the souls of animals.
- Father Laforgue: Is that what she told you? It is childish, Daniel.
- Daniel: Is it harder to believe in than Paradise where we all sit on clouds and look at God?”

Aden Young - Daniel
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue