- George Peters: I can't remember the name of your favorite perfume; I've racked my brain and I can't remember it.
- Doris: That's funny, it's "My Sin".
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“- Jesus Shuttlesworth: I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway?
- Jake Shuttlesworth: It's biblical.”
Ray Allen - Jesus Shuttlesworth
Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth

“- Scam: What's your name?
- Obie: Obie. Obediah. It's in the Bible. What's yours?
- Scam: Scam. It's in the Bible too.”
Darius McCrary - Scam
Ricky Busker - Obie

“- Ramona Calvert: You smell just delicious, Justin, you wearin' cologne?
- Justin Matisse: No, just sweat with a little paint thinner mixed in.”
Gena Rowlands - Ramona Calvert
Harry Connick Jr. - Justin Matisse

“- Casper: How did she smell? Did her puss stink?
- Telly: Take a whiff.
[Telly holds up his fingers and Casper smells them]
- Casper: Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.”
Justin Pierce - Casper