“You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing?”

Richard Roxburgh - The Duke

“- Carolyn Burnham: Buddy, this is my...
- Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.”

Annette Bening - Carolyn Burnham
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“- Angel Zorzak: I didn't say you could wear my jacket!
- Connie Zorzak: I didn't say you could fuck my husband.”
Jaime Pressly - Angel Zorzak
Molly Hagan - Connie Zorzak

“Solution to my whole life was right under my nose— that woman, those kids— and I was watching everything else. See, infidelity is one kind of sin, but my true failure was inattention.”
Woody Harrelson - Detective Marty Hart

“Sniff my finger. Come on, sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy snatch.”
Johnathon Schaech - Xavier Red