“Fuckin' office job! Who the fuck wants a job like that? You fuckin' sit at a little desk, you got your little phone, you got your little fuckin' piece of paper, your little pen, you write shit down, blah blah blah. Fuck, a monkey could do that shit man!”
Charlize Theron - Aileen

“- Sgt. Al Powell: What's the matter? You don't think jockeying papers around a desk is a noble effort for a cop?
- John McClane: No.”
Reginald VelJohnson - Sgt. Al Powell
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“You do know it is a federal offense to destroy a United States Post Office?”

Richard Jenkins - Paul Harmon

“An office is no place to do business.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Vance Crasswell

“You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot!”

Jane Seymour Fonda - Judy Bernly