“- Dan Truman: lt's the size of Texas, Mr President.
- President: Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?
- Dan Truman: Well, our object collison budget's a million dollars, that allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Dan Truman
Stanley Anderson - President

“I would like some wine in a glass, I would not like it in a mug, I would not like it in a jug.”

Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Jesse: They think we're mass murderers!
- David: Multiple murderers, actually. Mass murderers kill a whole lot of people at the same time, like at the post office.”
Nick Stabile - Jesse
Gordon Michael Woolvett - David

“Wingate is what you'd call a finesse pitcher. Relies on control, accuracy, not speed. They time this kid's fastball with an hourglass!”

Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle

“Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry? It’s a whole lot more accurate than people would think.”
Madison Davenport - Jack