“Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.”
Tom Greening - Gord Brody

“- Kimberly Joyce: How does an Arab get his wife pregnant?
- Randa: I do not know.
- Kimberly Joyce: She gets naked and lies down on the bed, he jerks off on the wall, and they let the flies do the rest.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce
Adi Schnall - Randa

“It behooves both the Jews and the Arabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner!”

Charles Durning - Governor

“- Alice: That's odd he knew I drank vodka tonics. I never told him.
- Des: It's uncanny.
- Alice: You mean it's a complete cliché? All women recentcollege graduates drink vodka tonics, or something like that?
- Des: Well, maybe.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Chris Eigeman - Des

- Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
- Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
- Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish SportsLegends"?
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson
Ann Nelson - Hanging Lady