“This is all just a way station on the road to promised eternity.”

Matt Damon - Management

“- Elliot Richards: I, Elliot Richards, hereafter known as the Damned - the Damned?
- The Devil: How about the Darned, sound better?”

Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards
Liz Hurley - The Devil

“Led Zeppelin was wrong, man. There is no stairway to heaven.”
David 'Shark' Fralick - Brad Deville

“When you're young you think you're blazing a trail. One day you look down and notice it's a beaten track.”
James Fox - Ferguson

“Never stray from the path, never eat a windfall apple and never trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle.”
Dame Angela Lansbury - Granny