“Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.”
Mark Addy - Dave

“- 'Teensy' Melissa Whitman: I can't tell if that's a scar or a wrinkle.
- Caro Eliza Bennett: Yeah, that's a wrinklepal. There's some scars behind your ears though.
- 'Teensy' Melissa Whitman: Shut up.”
Fionnula Flanagan - Teensy' Melissa Whitman
Maggie Smith - Caro Eliza Bennett

“- Psychiatrist: Would you consider yourself subjectively firm or objectively flexible?
- James Clayton: Metaphysically wrinkle-free?”
Oscar Hsu - Psychiatrist
Colin Farrell - James Douglas Clayton

“Do yourself a favor and don't think so much. It gives you premature wrinkles.”

Alyssa Milano - Margo Masse

“Whoa! Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?”

David Spade - Kuzco