“- Ray: So you've used the door, the building's still intact, people are happy you've arrived, they feel safe now, there's an officer there and he's done a good job, so you might want to tell him he's done a good job.
- John Hancock: What the hell did I have to come for, Ray, if he's done a good job?”

Jason Bateman - Ray
Will Smith - John Hancock

“- Cop: A-ha! Plumbers!
- Luigi: No, he is! I'm just apprenticing!
- Cop: Get in the car!
- Luigi: But I didn't do nothin'!
- Cop: Get in the car now!
- Mario: Are you tellin' us that you can arrest a guy for being a plumber?”

John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario

“- Lincoln Rhyme: I want you to work the case with us.
- Amelia Donaghy: It's not my area.
- Lincoln Rhyme: Are you being modest or are you... a little uneasy about doing some real police work?”
Denzel Washington - Lincoln Rhyme
Angelina Jolie - Amelia Donaghy

“- Finnerty: John Cale, why do you want to be in the Secret Service?
- Cale: I can't think of a more important job than protecting the President.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Finnerty
Channing Tatum - Cale

“- Jack Traven: Tell me again Harry, why did I take this job?
- Harry: Oh come on, thirty more years of this, you get a tiny pension and a cheap gold watch.
- Jack Traven: Cool.”

Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven
Jeff Daniels - Harry