“- Lil: Hey, this place is my home. And I'm not willing to risk everything I have on your personal life. It's business, plain and simple.
- Violet Sanford: This is not business. I work my ass off for you and you're supposed to be my friend!
- Lil: I never said I was your friend. I'm your boss and you knew the rules like everybody else.”
Maria Bello - Lil
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford

“- Walter Burns: You persuade Hildy to do the story and you can write out a nice fat insurance policy for me.
- Bruce Baldwin: I refuse to use my wife for business purposes.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin

“Danel is our man. Lincoln freed the slaves. Mr. Danel is back in the trade and doing very well at it.”
Addison Richards - Jackson

“- Egbert Sousé: Hello, Doc. How are ya? How's business?
- Dr. Stall: Fair, fair. I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again.”
W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé
Harlan Briggs - Dr. Stall

“You've got strange ideas about justice. You don't want to hit nobody unless they deserve it. Now, that's all right, but we're in business. And business is different!”

George "Gabby" Hayes - Doc Grunch