“- Alden Pyle: Have you had a lot of women, Thomas?
- Thomas Fowler: You start out by being promiscuous and end up like your grandfather... faithful to one woman.”
Brendan Fraser - Alden Pyle
Sir Michael Caine - Thomas Fowler

“- Elvin Clyde: Who did you go as?
- Peter Appleton: A horny young man.”
Bob Balaban - Elvin Clyde
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“Michael was the most sexually experienced of us, which means he had kissed a girl on more than two occasions.”
Jason Patric - Shakes

“I think the real obscenity comes from raising our youth to believe that sex is bad and ugly and dirty, and yet it is heroic to go spill guts and blood in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.”
Dwayne Hill - Coach Carr