“- Brett: You think he stole all this?
- Bill Robinson: No, I think he bought it. That's what a guy like him does.
- Brett: Buys things?
- Bill Robinson: Buy cheap and sell dear. It's the American way.”

Laura Harrington - Brett
Emilio Estevez - Bill Robinson

“- Bad Boy: So you thought you could make it around the block? So now I'm supposed to be scared of a water pistol?
- Louis: There ain't no water in this gun.
- Bad Boy: So what's in it?
- Louis: Piss!”

Sean Kelso - Bad Boy
Fred Savage - Louis

“- Frank Bannister: You are such an asshole.
- Milton Dammers: Yes I am. I'm an asshole... with an Uzi.”
Michael J. Fox - Frank Bannister
Jeffrey Combs - Milton Dammers

“- Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismembered them, and ate them.
- Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.”
Diane Keaton - Carol Lipton
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“- Alan Raimy: We got a little problem. We killed somebody, he saw it on the movie, and now he knows about us. That's why one of us is going to have to blow him away.
- Bobby Shy: Now, what do I get out of it?
- Alan Raimy: Peace of mind.
- Bobby Shy: I look nervous to you?”

John Glover - Alan Raimy
Clarence Williams III - Bobby Shy