“What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years... at the end of which they tell you to piss off? Ending up in some retirement village... hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?”
Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“I like old people. They're crazy!”
Carroll Baker - Baby Doll Meighan

“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered.”
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Alex: That's quite a buffet you have there.
- Bea: Thank you, Mr. President.”

Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Knight - Bea

“I'm too young to be old and too old to be young.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch