“- Jay: You know what they say. It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Kay: Try it.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Billy Halleck: What are you trying to do to me?
- Heidi Halleck: What you wanted me to do in the back seat of your daddy's car. Prove my love to you.”
Robert John Burke - Billy Halleck
Lucinda Jenney - Heidi Halleck

“Juries can sometimes be very stupid, and it's just as well not to worry them with more evidence than they can conveniently deal with.”
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“They can prove that Hammond came to your house at your urgent invitation. I don't know what else they can prove, but if the jury comes to the conclusion that you didn't kill Hammond in self-defense...”

James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

- "Wishy": If I'm the one that gets killed, get twenty-five beautiful girls to walk around me.
- "Doc": Why?
- "Wishy": If I don't get up, then you know I'm dead.
Lou Costello - "Wishy"
Bud Abbott - "Doc"