“- Harry's Father: I'm a Jew. I don't believe in Heaven.
- Harry Block: Where do you want to go?
- Harry's Father: A Chinese restaurant.”
Gene Saks - Harry's Father
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Phyllis Nefler: I’ve lost my will to shop.
- Vicki Sprantz: Phyllis, that's not funny.”
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler
Stephanie Beacham - Vicki Sprantz

“Shoulda, woulda, coulda, pal.”
Jim Caviezel - John Sullivan

“In my experience, parents often see their children as they want them to be, not as they are.”
Peter Stormare - Dr. Solomon Eddie

“- Claudia Wilson Gator: [after kissing Jim] I wanted to do that.
- Jim Kurring: Well...
- Claudia Wilson Gator: That felt good to do - to do what I wanted to do.”
John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring
Melora Walters - Claudia Wilson Gator