“- Jill Johnson: You really scared me, if that's what you wanted. Is that what you wanted?
- Curt Duncan: No.
- Jill Johnson: What do you want?
- Curt Duncan: Your blood all over me.”

Carol Kane - Jill Johnson
Tony Beckley - Curt Duncan

- Bela Lugosi: The pure horror, it both repels and attracts them, because in their collective unconsiousness, they have the agony of childbirth. The blood. The blood is horror.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: You know, I never thought of that.
- Bela Lugosi: Take my word for it. If you want to make out with a young lady, take her to see "Dracula".

Martin Landau - Bela Lugosi
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“You’ve got red on you.”

“You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this gooey, white saccus membranous 'round my personhood?... Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here! I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones