“You know why I went along with everything? Because priests are supposed to be the good guys.”
Doug Murray - Peter Canellos

“Has anybody ever loved you that much, detective? To kill or die... for you?”
Salma Hayek - Martha Beck

“I am the goddess of too much.”
Elodie Yung - Hathor

“It's like a little kid gets a puppy for the first time, just hugs it so much, snaps it's neck. It's puppy cradle death syndrome. All that love is gonna snap that puppy.”
Ken Jeong - Therapist

“- Janine: Oh, my God. I want that so bad. A husband that I can kiss and love and give juice too.
- Michael Newman: You've already cheated on three different husbands with their brothers. I think you've given enough juice to everybody. Love juice.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Janine
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman