“Bring Tania over here. Marry her. What's wrong with her? When I say marry her, you damn well do it. Be nice to her, pressure off my fucking head. Your penis works, doesn't it? Get going!”

Saeed Jaffrey - Uncle Nasser

“- Luther Stickell: Don't do it, Ethan.
- Ethan Hunt: Luther? Julia and I got married two days ago.
- Luther Stickell: Well, congratulations!”

Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“I wasn't suggesting that the two of you get married, I just thought maybe you could get it on!”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“I'll give you a piece of advice: stay single.”
Christopher Plummer - Squadron Leader Colin Harvey

“You're getting so good, you even got your shadow scared.”

Huntz Hall - Limpy