“I'm a filmmaker. That's all I am, I don't know what else to do. What the hell do they think I'm gonna do? Blow all the bridges if the Red Army comes invading Manhattan?”
Robert De Niro - David Merrill

“I'm gonna step outside and get some smog.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“I really want to thank you all for helping me with my campus maintenance duties. I think it's a beautiful thing. But remember, plastic goes in the blue, paper in the green.”
Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon

“- David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
- Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“The cultural environment in which one lives ought to be as important as the air he breathes, the food he eats.”
Željko Ivanek - Mr. Cleary