“- Baxter: We don't get too many visitors here, except people whose ships have run aground.
- Eric: Almost the entire population is descended from shipwreck victims.
- Baxter: Don't underestimate your own contribution, Eric.”
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter
Fulton Mackay - Eric

“Funny, ancient pharaohs looked forward to the end of the world. Hoping the cadavers would rise, and reclaim hearts from golden jars. Must currently be holding breath in anticipation.”
Jackie Earle Haley - Rorschach

“Go call Arnold and Sly, and Jackie Chan and Van Damme, and tell them the spearchucker said hello!”
Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey

“Why does he have to do the roots thing? Aren't we good enough parents?”

Mary Tyler Moore - Pearl Coplin

“- Eddie: Boy, that Count really got class.
- Rover Dangerfield: I guess that's my trouble, no class. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!”
Ronnie Schell - Eddie
Rodney Dangerfield - Rover Dangerfield