“Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“- Marjorie Houseman: Look at all of this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe?
- Baby Houseman: Try SouthEast Asia, Ma.
- Marjorie Houseman: Right.”
Kelly Bishop - Marjorie Houseman
Jennifer Grey - Baby Houseman

“It's not a little itty-bitty bean. It's an averaged sized bean. There are kids in parts of the world who would walk 50 miles through quicksand just so they could stick a toe in your swimming pool. There are kids who would eat beans because they've had nothing to eat their whole life but leaves and bark and roots.”

Ben Stiller - Tim Dingman

“People used to think it was strange because I breast-fed him until he was almost five, but I say just look at the results!”

Kathy Bates - Roberta Hertzel

“Do little girls like caviar?”
Martin Hayter Short - Ned Perry