- Simon Green: Why can't black people listen to country music?
- Keisha Jones: Why?
- Simon Green: Because every time they say "hoe-down" they think their sister got shot!
Ashton Kutcher - Simon Green
Kellee Stewart - Keisha Jones

“There are times for falling apart, and there are times for getting' funky. This is one of them, funky times. So what's it gonna be? You ready to play some funky music, white boy?”
Eddie Griffin - Undercover Brother

“- Ellie: You like rap?
- Marcus: A little. It's by black people mostly. And they're pretty angry most of the time. But sometimes they just want to have sex.”
Natalia Tena - Ellie
Nicholas Hoult - Marcus Brewer

“After all, what is the United States? A charming cocktail of Irish and Jews. Very spectacular; but very childish. And England? A few old ladies wearing their grandfathers' leather britches.”
Walter Slezak - Major Erich von Keller

“I'm sorry to hear of the death of your father. He was, as they say, an honest Injun.”
Martin Garralaga - Pancho