“- Coach Morris Buttermaker: There was nothing easy about those fly balls, Ahmad. They were tough chances! The sun was in your eyes!
- Ahmad Abdul Rahim: Don't give me none of your honky bullshit, Buttermaker. I know they were easy.
- Coach Morris Buttermaker: Let's not bring rage into this, Ahmad. We got enough problems as it is.”
Walter Matthau - Coach Morris Buttermaker
Erin Blunt - Ahmad Abdul Rahim

“I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
[someone whistles at her]
I object!”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Steven M. Kovacs: You know, my brother is a speech therapist.
- The Cable Guy: Tho?”
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

- Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women.
- Andy: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say? I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the Seventh Degree Imperial Yo-Yo Master. "Ooh, do me, Yo-Yo Master, I want you to do me cause you're the yo-yo guy!".
Seth Rogen - Cal
Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Dr. Rae Crane: Closing your eyes won't make it disapear.
- Dr. Robert Campbell: Neither will talk.”

Lorraine Bracco - Dr. Rae Crane
Sir Sean Connery - Dr. Robert Campbell