“We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!”

Bill Murray - John

“- Otto Deutsch: I would like to die like an American soldier.
- Maj. John Reisman: You've got a good chance of doing just that.”
Stephen Hattersley - Otto Deutsch
Lee Marvin - Maj. John Reisman

“I think this regiment could whip Caesar's Tenth Legion! I think they could ride with Genghis Khan! They are the best examples of American manhood. We have cowboys, Ivy Leaguers, football players, polo players, bronco busters, New York City policemen... and one man, I regret to say, who used to work for the Internal Revenue Service!”
Tom Berenger - Theodore Roosevelt

“I live for the privilege of commanding troops, I think it's the greatest honor an American can have...”
Samuel L. Jackson - Childers

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox