“Do they just attack people or can you get them to attack little dogs? Well, what if you starve them for a while?”

Danny DeVito - Sam Stone

“I'm so hungry, I could eat a shoe.”

Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford

“There are many fish In the sea but you’re the only one I'd want to stuff and mount over my fireplace.”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“I guess I prefer sausage to taco.”

Lusia Strus - Alexa

“My life sucks. Now, come on give her the Waikikiki sneaky behind the cheeky.”
Rob Schneider - Ula