“- Comicus: Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laughriot! First of all, they are so poor...
- Swiftus: How poor are they?
- Comicus: Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have one God!”
Mel Brooks - Comicus
Ron Carey - Swiftus

“It's an entire religion based on an oxymoron.”
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

“Hans! Oh ho! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen! What are you, Catholic?”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“It was great to be Catholic and go to confession. You could start over every week.”
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)

“- Luis Antonio Vargas: What is your name?
- Julia Russell: Bonnie. Bonnie Castle.
- Luis Antonio Vargas: Is that your christian name?
- Julia Russell: It would be... If I were a Christian.”
Antonio Banderas - Luis Antonio Vargas
Angelina Jolie - Julia Russell