“There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Did you know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.”
Phillip Glasser - Max

“Please God don't let me fall in love and want to do disgusting things... Dear God, I love the way he throws.”
Winona Ryder - Charlotte Flax

“You got to go through a lot of sex to be ready for anti-sex.”
Lili Taylor - Valerie Jean Solanas

“See, this is what happens when a man swears off sex; the semen backs up into his brain!”