“I got some weed straight from Turkey, boy. Turkey! Yeah man, It's what gets those arabs off. Check it out man, It will boogie woogie on your mind.”
Christopher Joy - Curtis

“- Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?
- Man Stoner: I think we're parked.”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner

“I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Julio: Shit's gonna kill you, man!
- The Lieutenant: What the fuck are you? A drug counsellor... or a drug dealer? If you don't deal your own product, what kind of businessman are you?”

Fernando Véléz - Julio
Harvey Keitel - LT

“My loyal subjects, a grave duty confronts us all: to prepare our nation for a war that none of us wants, least of all your queen. We have tried by all means in our power to avert this war.”
Flora Robson - Queen Elizabeth