“We never went to ballgames. The only sport my dad liked was yelling.”
Howard Stern - Himself

“- Junior Healy: Dad, hockey is a dangerous sport.
- Ben Healy: No, it's not about hockey. It's about the way you treat other people.
- Junior Healy: I did nothing to Blade and those other guys that they wouldn't have done to me... except they couldn't have done it with as much style!”

Justin Chapman - Junior Healy
William Katt - Ben Healy

“- Hildy Johnson: He treats me like a woman.
- Walter Burns: Oh he does, doesn't he? How did I treat you? Like a water buffalo?”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Mollie Malloy: Aren't they inhuman?
- Hildy Johnson: I know. They're newspapermen.
- Mollie Malloy: All they've been doing is lying. All they've been doing is writing lies. Why won't they listen to me?”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“Can't you understand? I'm trying to do something noble for once in my life. Now get out of here before I change my mind. Come on.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns